I tried N.A.,therapy. Nothing worked.
Then one day I got this letter from Vory.
They said they could change the feedback
loops in your brain so you wouldn't crave a fix.
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1: I made some upgrades,
tweaked the video card a little bit.
2: Did you get the M.C.R. Above 6,000?
1: 7,000, actually.
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1: What, were you, like, a gamer
in a past life or something?
2: I used to work I.T. for a big company,
though I do know my way around Azeroth.
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Judge Kathy Bridges sits on the board
of read & unite. Rumor is she's about to rule
against an oil company for price fixing.
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