Abi-Maria Gomes @theabimaria
When am I gunna be important enough to be on #DWTS ? I just love that show and think I could kick some #anaconda balls @ABCNetwork #dream
Russell Hantz @russellhantz
I'm not so sure about this season of survivor! So far NOT looking so promising! #survivor #CBS @CBS #pre-interviewssucks
Russell Hantz @russellhantz
Half of y'all didn't even know who he was or what he did until now so RELAX & let's watch him play this game! @johnrockerbook #Survivor
Julia Landauer @julialandauer
Despite being written off and hated on by most #Survivor fans, people are still talking about me! #takeTHAT #WinForVanilla #mwahaha
Corinne Survivor @CORINSANITY
I know you can't tweet, but I thought you should know, you're my absolute favorite this season @farmguy69 Go get em!
Russell Hantz @russellhantz
Why does people on reality TV lie about being cops!? Isn't that supposed to be an honorable job!? Shouldn't they be proud? #BB #survivor
Jeff Probst @JeffProbst
#survivor Are you ready?
I am! Episode one is 90 minutes. It's fun. Different types of players than we have seen in a while.
Jeff Probst @JeffProbst
#survivor There is a supertease at the end of ep one. Teases some of the things that will happen this season but not who they happen to!
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
New host of #SurvivorLive is rooting for John Rocker. Can we go back to Posley?
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
@stephenfishbach at least now people will need your blog / the Know It Alls even more to actually get insight.
Corinne Survivor @CORINSANITY
When you watch Survivor tonight, think of all the returning players that are pissed they weren't cast. Go newbies! Make it GOOD.
Russell Hantz @russellhantz
My son says he wants to start watching survivor with me so"when I play again ill understand more" He was too young to remember! #survivor
Parvati Shallow @parvatishallow
I will miss hosting #SurvivorLive. Logistically, it didn't work out for me this time. Be nice to my #ATWFF buddy @jeffschroeder23!
Russell Hantz @russellhantz
I think @johnrockerbook is going to play just like I like!Welcome to the very elite villain family @theabimaria @JonnyFairplay #realvillains
Erik Reichenbach @BloodyAmer1can
I have a good feeling about this #SurvivorPremiere Fresh cast, interesting twist, and beautiful locale. C'mon in guys! #survivor29
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
John & Jaclyn: The dbag couple.
Rupert Boneham @RupertBoneham
Before you ask, you're darn right we want another chance together. #bloodvswater #SurvivorPremiere #Survivor
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
Julie immediately notices all the crab holes. She knows a thing or two about crabs.
Matt Bischoff @MattBischoff
Fake boobs and bleached teeth. #Survivor
Allie Pohevitz @alliepohevitz
I know it doesn't even seem possible, but Kelley is even prettier in real life.
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
Dru and Alex: The other dbag couple.
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
Jeff & helicopter: the third dbag couple.
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
Okay Wes actually seems like a mini-JT.
Billy Garcia @REALBillyGarcia
Every #Survivor player named Natalie has made it to the final episode. Will the streak continue this season? @NatTenerelli @Survivor_Tweet
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
Now they are just fucking with us with these tribe names.
Allie Pohevitz @alliepohevitz
Mother of god I just love Jeremy and Val so muchhhhh it hurts
Spencer Bledsoe @SpencerBGM
Confessional from nearly everyone, check. "John Rocker is an ass," check. This game is on!!! #Survivor
Billy Garcia @REALBillyGarcia
"I run things" "when we were on the amazing race" is this a contest of who can shoot themselves in the foot best? #Survivor @Survivor_Tweet
Jonny Fairplay @JonnyFairplay
I was undefeated whenever I played Rock Paper Scissors on #Survivor
Alexis Maxwell @alexis_maxwell
Wow I didn't think watching Survivor again would make me feel so jealous!
Spencer Bledsoe @SpencerBGM
Now Jeremy picks the guy who breaks flint to help his wife survive exile. The man is spiraling. #Survivor
Rupert Boneham @RupertBoneham
It looks like there is going to be a lot of crying this season. #Survivor
Spencer Bledsoe @SpencerBGM
Next time on #Survivor: Jeremy hires @KassMcq as his divorce attorney. Val gets everything.
Rob Cesternino @robcesternino
Jeremy making alliances on #Survivor at a Zane-like pace.
Matt Bischoff @MattBischoff
Jeremy is playing a bit hard right out of the gate. Good move or bad move? #survivor
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
Wait how many of the people on this season are named Missy? All of them?
Jonny Fairplay @JonnyFairplay
I've haven't seen these twin chicks from Amazing Race but I've always known casting is better on #Survivor
Michael Skupin @mikeskupin
Dale ... stop whining and don't leave the group #selfisolation ... never leave the group ... and "never leave the group" #Survivor
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
I love the way that Josh is making an effort to include Dale. That's how you win this thing.
Jonny Fairplay @JonnyFairplay
Ozzy used Yau Man's glasses to make fire on Fans vs Favorites #Survivor
Jonny Fairplay @JonnyFairplay
I love #ExileIsland said no #Survivor or viewer in the last 8 years
Stephen Fshbach @stephenfishbach
Val decides to immediately alienate Keith by not sharing. Keith doesn't realize it would have to apply to both camps. Some great gameplay.
Michael Skupin @mikeskupin
Keith & Val #notfans ... #exileisland ... exposed early #Survivor #SURVIVORSANJUANDELSUR
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
Is Wes more or less impossible to understand than JT?
Spencer Bledsoe @SpencerBGM
Back off, Drew. No one can ruin a shelter as well as @JTiaPhD. #Survivor
Rob Cesternino @robcesternino
So John Rocker's fake identity to avoid people thinking he is a MLB closer is... John Wetteland?
How about Mariano Rivera? #Survivor
Spencer Bledsoe @SpencerBGM
Rocker wants to vote out the only person who likes him? Damn, I thought they'd bond over not being able to count. #Survivor
Jonny Fairplay @JonnyFairplay
If only @johnrockerbook had said he was Disco Inferno... Secret safe! #Survivor
Matt Bischoff @MattBischoff
Wes doing work, John Rocker carrying nothing. I would never have recognized that dude. Dont watch baseball.#survivor
Rupert Boneham @RupertBoneham
It's been over a year since we played #BloodvsWater, and Laura is finally getting rid of the pets she brought home. #parasites
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
It's hard and cruel to make fun of somebody talking about their sick father, but I'm trying to find a way to do it tastefully.
Rupert Boneham @RupertBoneham
Maybe there are pumas on the island... But there are definitely a few cougars. #Survivor
Billy Garcia @REALBillyGarcia
Wait! There is a Natalie & a Julie on this #Survivor Not as good at the original Nat & Jules! @NatTenerelli @JulieBerry438
Spencer Bledsoe @SpencerBGM
Boobs McGee's last name is McGee and her middle name is puzzle MASTER #Survivor
Jonny Fairplay @JonnyFairplay
Is it just me or does @JeffProbst look extra handsome this season? #Survivor
Corinne Survivor @CORINSANITY
Reading Survivor tweets just makes me miss @DrMarcusLehman @CharlieHerschel and Randy SO FUCKING MUCH. The struggle is real.
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
Jeremy already getting "merge boot" edit.
Spencer Bl dsoe @SpencerBGM
Keith only knows Jeremy's name. #TeamTV only DIDN'T know Jeremy's name #Survivor
Michael Skupin @mikeskupin
"I didn't even think about the Amazing Race" ... #newbiequotes #Survivor #SURVIVORSANJUANDELSUR
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
"I'm just counting you as a girl" - Nadiya thinking her homophobia is adorable.
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
"The gay guy - we're already counting him as a girl." - Nadiya
Jonny Fairplay @JonnyFairplay
All girl alliances are awesome if you are a viewer, watching them starve and do nothing the last 8 episodes is amazing #Survivor
Brice Johnston @BriceIzyah
I respect this cast because it looks like they're actually playing the game and not follow the leader like other seasons #dotdotdotmmhmm
Jonny Fairplay @JonnyFairplay
Rule of thumb with the gay guy on #Survivor ... He's not one of the girls til the last 1/3 of the game when he screws over the guys
Michael Skupin @mikeskupin
I'll make my decision at #tribalcouncil ... #newbiequotes #Survivor #SURVIVORSANJUANDELSUR
Jonny Fairplay @JonnyFairplay
Even if she wasn't on Amazing Race, I would send home Nadiya, low budget Sandra #Survivor
Rupert Boneham @RupertBoneham
How does Jeff learn their name so quickly? I can't name one person after this episode. #Survivor
Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach
"He has that advantage to go between the girls and the boys...Obviously I'm never going to consider a straight guy 'girlfriend'" - Nadiya.
Rob Cesternino @robcesternino
Even John Rocker thinks the whole Josh is like a girl thing is getting awkward now. #Survivor
Kat Edorsson @KatEdorsson
Looks like we've got another police office who knows how to play! #Survivor @Survivor_Tweet @Survivor_29_
Michael Skupin @mikeskupin
For the record, age has nothing to do with success on #Survivor #newbiequotes
Rupert Boneham @RupertBoneham
You can't truly understand how hard being voted out as number 1 can be until it happens to you.
Spencer Bledsoe @SpencerBGM
PLEASE whoever voted for Baylor pin it on Rocker The season of the #twinnies not meant to be #Survivor
Russell Hantz @russellhantz
People from amazing race shouldn't be considered strategic players are you kidding me! I'm glad she's gone! #survivorfirst
Kat Edorsson @KatEdorsson
Looks like Josh is sticking with the men! What would you have done? @Survivor_Tweet @Survivor_29_ #survivor #tribalcouncil
Jonny Fairplay @JonnyFairplay
Best first episode ever, screw that chick! #Survivor
Rob Cesternino @robcesternino
Well, I cannot unsee the "This season on #Survivor" trailer but I wish that I could. Where is the #BB16 rewind button.
John Cody @JPCodyMD
@robcesternino seems like my tribe for the future "Robs vs. Johns" season may have picked up a couple new players.