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Autor: MilanRS - 25.03.2008. 17:00:57

Tema gdje možete pisati omiljene citate iz omiljenih serija.

Moj prvi citat, iz Housea:

Dr. Cameron: [discussing a patient's diagnosis] What about sex?
Dr. Gregory House: Well, it might get complicated. We work together. I am older, certainly, but maybe you like that.
Dr. Cameron: I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.
Dr. Gregory House: Heh, nice cover.

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Autor: simac - 25.03.2008. 17:26:54

Prison Break:

Sucre: [looking at the police approaching them] What do we do now?
Michael: We run.


Haywire: they think I have schizoaffective disorder with bipolar tendencies...
Officer: they think you got it??
Haywire: whatever..  ;D :D ;D


Michael: You'll get a call in five minutes telling you where to meet next. And when the exchange is over, and LJ is safe, you and I are gonna spend some quality time.
Gretchen: When the exchange is over, you better run for your life.


Bellick: Just, does anybody know what's spanish for "don't shoot"?.
Lechero: No dispare.
Bellick: No 'dis' what?.

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Autor: ivan204 - 25.03.2008. 17:29:34

SAM: What's new, Normie?
NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.  (CHEERS)

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Autor: ivan204 - 25.03.2008. 17:36:18

MR. JOHNSON: Is there anywhere they do French food?
BASIL: Yes, France, I believe. They seem to like it there. And the swim would certainly sharpen your appetite. You'd better hurry, the tide leaves in six minutes. (FAWLTY TOWERS)


LISA: Dad, we did something very bad!
HOMER: Did you wreck the car?
BART: No.
HOMER: Did you raise the dead?
LISA: Yes.
HOMER: But the car's okay?
BART & LISA: Uh-huh.
HOMER: All right, then.  (THE SIMPSONS)


HOMER: We're going out, Marge! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths! (THE SIMPSONS)


FRANK: I didn't come here to be liked.
RADAR: You certainly came to the right place. (M*A*S*H)


"Hey hey hey, what’s for dinner?"
"Rimmer’s dad just died!!"
"Well I’d prefer chicken..."  (RED DWARF)


MONICA: All these years I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to mom
            and dad, so they’ll keep liking you better.
ROSS: Hey! I married a lesbian to make you look good! (FRIENDS)


JACK GELLER: There she is.
JOEY: Some girl ate monica!
MONICA: Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.
CHANDLER: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you? (FRIENDS)


BARNEY: Hello, my name is Barney and I’m an alcoholic.
LISA: Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting!
BARNEY: Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?  (THE SIMPSONS)

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Autor: MilanRS - 25.03.2008. 18:05:52

House, part 2:

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
***

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
There's a bullet in his head.Dr. Cameron (Jennifer Morrison):
He was shot?

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
No … somebody threw it at him.
***

Epizoda: Euphoria (Part 2)
Dr. Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein):
You put both of them in isolation for a reason. Joe's death elevates this situation to a bio-safety level three.

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
Ooohhh, Level Three. Did you call Jack Bauer?
:) :) :)
***

Dr. Foreman (Omar Epps):
You're addicted to conflict.

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
[looking at his Vicodin] They changed the name?
***

Ima stvarno mnogo odličnih citata.

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Autor: radrad - 25.03.2008. 18:27:45

"Randy: I never thought of drinking beer upside down before.
Earl: It tastes the same.
Randy: Yeah, but it goes to your brain before it goes to your livers." 

My name is Earl

U toj seriji ima MNOGO citata za pokazati!!!

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Autor: Noah - 25.03.2008. 19:00:04

"I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot"
Dean Winchester (Supernatural)


"Let's play a game of who's life sucks the most"
Meredith Grey (Grey's Anatomy)

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Autor: Parazit - 25.03.2008. 19:51:49

RadRade, Randy je pojava njemu netreba izjava - najači lik ikad pojavljen u seriji (bilo kojoj)

Hey Earl
Hey Crabman

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Autor: Veleno - 25.03.2008. 22:22:34

NCIS

"SWAK"
(Gibbs asks Kate what is wrong with her and she says she has a cold)
Tony- "I have allergies"
Gibbs- "Never had allergies. Never had a cold either."
Kate- "You don't get colds?"
Gibbs- "Nope. Never had the flu either."
Kate- (whispers to DiNozzo) "Why do I believe him?"
Tony- "If you were a bug, would you attack Gibbs?"
McGee- "I Get colds all the time."
Tony- " 'Course you do, Probie."

"Witness"
Gibbs- "Any more food fights in here and I'm joining in. With peas."
Kate- "Frozen peas?"
Gibbs- "Nope. In a can."

"Forced Entry"
Kate-(To Tony & McGee) "I swear, the two of you are worse than
my brothers and they're practically psychotic."
Gibbs- "Hey, Kate.
Your brothers really like that?"
Kate- "Sadly, yes."
Gibbs- "Ah. Explains a lot."

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Autor: MilanRS - 14.04.2008. 18:48:20

Bitange i princeze (Agent):
"Nije bilo bez kečapa pa sam uzeo bez majoneze!"
:) :) :)

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Autor: simac - 14.04.2008. 20:40:35

Citat: MilanRS - 14.04.2008. 18:48:20

Bitange i princeze (Agent):
"Nije bilo bez kečapa pa sam uzeo bez majoneze!"
:) :) :)

Daj skoro san pa sa stolice od smija kad san ovo procita!!!  :D :D :D

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Autor: kugi001 - 14.04.2008. 20:55:28

Carnivale

(Samson) : Allright children, let's shake some dust!

(Sofie): Go to hell!
(Justin): Go? Why, I plan on bringing it here.

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Autor: ClarkKent - 15.04.2008. 10:40:51

Citat: MilanRS - 14.04.2008. 18:48:20

Bitange i princeze (Agent):
"Nije bilo bez kečapa pa sam uzeo bez majoneze!"
:) :) :)

Ha ha, svaka cast, ovo je stvarno zakon!

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Autor: MilanRS - 15.04.2008. 19:04:33

Ja sam propustio ostatak epizode jer sam se ovome smijao...  ;D :D ;)

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Autor: simac - 15.04.2008. 21:09:25

LOST:

Hurley: DUDE!!!!!!!! :D

Hurley: [To Charlie who is accusing Hurley of hording food]
"And for the record, I'm down a notch on my belt. I'm a big guy. It's gonna be a while before you're gonna want to give me a piggy-back ride."

Hurley: "Look, I don't know about you, but things have really sucked for me lately, and I could really use a victory. So let's get one, dude! Let's get this car started. Let's look Death in the face and say, 'Whatever, man!'"

Libby:(After she has kissed Hurley) And that...was real.
Hurley:Maybe you should do it again, just to be sure.


Sayid: "My name is Sayid Jarrah, and I am a torturer."

Sayid: I want you to tell me everything you know.
Juliet: If I told you everything I know, they'd kill me.
Sayid: What do you think I"ll do, if you don't?


Desmond: "See ya in anotha' life, brotha'!"

Desmond: "You alright brotha!?"

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Autor: petko - 17.04.2008. 17:38:14

Futurama, prof. Farnsworth:
Good news, everyone!

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Autor: EROS - 18.04.2008. 23:06:32

Danas sam na TV-u gledao Balkan ekspres i bas bila ona epizoda sa onim nezaboravnim:

" Soldaten, kamaraden, bite, hilfe gur-gur? "

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Autor: MilanRS - 27.07.2008. 00:16:17

Lik je nepopravljiv. Naravno - Greg House.

Dr. Gregory House: Fascinating story. Did you think about adapting it to the stage?

Dr. Cameron: Twelve-year-olds don't have sex.
Dr. Gregory House: Their mistake.

Stacy Warner: I need to talk to you.
Dr. Gregory House: From the doorway?
Stacy Warner: It's confidential.
Dr. Gregory House: Cool. I love gossip.

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Autor: MilanRS - 27.11.2008. 22:38:06

Evo da House MD pokuša reanimirati ovu temu :)

Season 4, episode 7 - Ugly

    Dr. Cuddy: You think I like the cameras? You think I want the whole world watching you check out my ass and question my wardrobe?
    Dr. House: Would it be better if I checked out your wardrobe and questioned your ass?
    Dr. Cuddy: A little part of me...
    Dr. House: [interrupting her] There is no little part of you.

Season 4, episode 6 - Whatever It Takes (meni najjača po broju citata) Kad House ide u CIA da liječi operativca

    Dr. Terzi: This is Dr. Sidney Curtis from the Mayo Clinic, he's also agreed to help with the diagnosis.
    Dr. Curtis: [shakes hands with House] Dr. House.
    Dr. House: "Curtis on Immunology" Sidney Curtis?
    Dr. Curtis: [pleased] Oh, you've read it?
    Dr. House: Nope, but it is keeping my piano level.
...
... U drugom dijelu epizode...
...
    Dr. Curtis: He [House] should be brought up on charges!
    Dr. House OK, relax, I'll take your book out from under my piano.


    House: Who were you going to kill in Bolivia? My old housekeeper?
    Dr. Terzi: We don't kill anyone.
    House: I'm sorry - who were you going to marginalize? If it is my housekeeper, she has it coming. Cleaning the windows means cleaning both sides. Am I right or am I right?

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Autor: SuperSerb - 27.11.2008. 22:49:51

Prison Break Season 4 Episode 13

Self: Michael, you are smart guy, but, unfortunatly for you, I'm just little bit smarter.
Michael: Yeah? We will see about that.

Ova epizoda jos nije emitovana, ovo sam video iz trailera.

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Autor: Loki - 27.11.2008. 23:48:31

Sta mislite iz koje serije je moj citat? rofl rofl

Morala sam da nadjem neki koji nece biti spojler za ostale koji jos gledaju VM ( optimista sam) ;D ;D

Keith: So, senior year. How was your first day at school honey?
Veronica: Great! I beat up a freshman, stole his lunch money and then skipped out after lunch.
Keith: What, no pre-marital sex?
Veronica: Oh, yea... yes. But don't worry dad, I swear you're gonna like these guys.
Keith: That's my girl.

Twin Peaks.

Albert Rosenfield: [to Sheriff Truman] Now you listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Sheriff Truman.
[he leaves the room]
Dale Cooper: [to Sheriff Truman] Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.

Special Agent Dale Cooper: [very serious] Fellas, let's stand together for a moment. It's time I mentioned something. Now, I'm not sure, but I believe I was visited by a giant. Twice. In my room. He left me three clues. The first had to do with Jacques Renault in a body bag. It came true almost immediately. The second was, "The owls are not what they seem." The third was about a man who points without chemicals.
Sheriff Harry Truman: [perplexed] You were visited... by a giant?
Special Agent Dale Cooper: [nods yes]
FBI Agent Albert Rosenfield: Any relation to the dwarf?

Albert Rosenfield: I've performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault. Stomach contents revealed... let's see, beer cans, a Maryland licence plate, half a bicycle tire, a goat, and a small wooden puppet. Goes by the name of Pinocchio.
Dale Cooper: You're making a joke!
Albert Rosenfield: I like to think of myself as one of the happy generation.

 LOL LOL LOL

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Autor: Jablan - 28.11.2008. 07:50:56

Jao pa kako ovdje nitko nije postao citate Jack O'Neilla :D

Jack O´Neill: "All I'm saying, just for the record, is this is the wackiest plan we´ve ever come up with."
Sam Carter: "Wackier than, than strapping an active Stargate to the bottom of the X-302"
Jack O´Neill: "Oh yeah."
Sam Carter: "Wackier than blowing up a sun"
Jack O´Neill: "Yep."
Sam Carter: "He´s probably right."

Jack O´Neill: "I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer."

Scientist: "Well, ... I mean, we can input the parameters for different scenarios, but the vast majority of the simulation array comes from the mind of the user. The programming is actually built by interfacing memories from the individual´s consciousness with the chair´s matrix."
Jack: "Carter, all I heard was `matrix´ and I found those films quite confusing."

O'Neill: "Carter if anyone comes in here, bite ´em in the hand."

Daniel: "Are you crazy It´s a paradise."
Jack: "Yeah, sure, have an apple. What could go wrong"

Sam: "You can´t be serious!"
Jack: "What"
Daniel: "It´s the only way!"
Jack: "What"
Sam: "Now, we agreed...!"
Jack: "If I have to say "WHAT" one more time, heads are gonna roll!"

Sam Carter: "They built their own stargate"
Daniel: "Waaay smarter than us."
Jack O´Neill: "Ours is bigger."

Carter: "Is there any chance you can get the Russians to give us their DHD"
Daniel: "Not without giving back Alaska."

Jaffa are trying to break down the door.
O'Neill: Just a minute!

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Autor: zkarlov - 28.11.2008. 08:56:36

Jack O'Neill legenda  :'( :'( :'(

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Autor: Samael - 28.11.2008. 16:30:10

Red dwarf
Rimmer: It's not easy you know to come in every night, look in that mirror, and see a guy nobody likes.
Cat: How do you think we feel? We got to look at it all day.

Rimmer: Look, I think we've all got something to bring to this conversation, but I think that from now on what you should bring is silence.


Rimmer: I used to be with the Samaritans.
Lister: I know. For one morning.
Rimmer: Well I couldn't take any more.
Lister: I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind but one was a wrong number. He only phoned up for the cricket scores.
Rimmer: It's hardly my fault everyone chose that particular day to throw themselves off buildings. It made the papers you know—"Lemming Sunday," they called it.


stargate atlantis

McKay: We need the ZedPM to power the gate.
O'Neill: What?
Jackson: ZPM. He's Canadian.
O'Neill: I'm Sorry.

McKay: (in awe) Wow... she's hot... I mean seriously hot.
Sheppard: Rodney, you're drooling over a Wraith.
McKay: I know I disgust myself sometimes.
...and a few minutes later....
Sheppard: There are Wraith ships on the way??
McKay: I’m sure I mentioned that…
Sheppard: No you didn’t.
McKay: Well, it…it threw me when she was so hot

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Autor: SuperSerb - 11.06.2009. 20:16:09

'Ajde da ozivim malo temu.  :)
Evo jednog dobrog, u pitanju je Fringe:

(Piter i Volter piju kafu u restoranu)

Piter: Poneo si svoj zaslađivač?
Volter: Ne budi smešan, to su mi lekovi.
Piter: Pa ti ne piješ nikakve lekove, Voltere.
Volter: Naravno da pijem, sam ih proizvodim u svojoj laboratoriji.
Piter: Da se bar šališ. Sam sebi prepisuješ lekove koje sam proizvodiš.
Volter: Ma to ti je jednostavna kombinacija dekstrometorfana, klonezepama, i malo fluoksetina.
Piter: Pa to su sve psihotici, Voltere.
Volter: Naravno da jesu, u tome i jeste fora.

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Autor: alexis - 12.06.2009. 13:01:02

My name is Earl

Good Night Earl
Good Night Randy

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Autor: HeadBurn3r. - 12.06.2009. 14:17:02

I'm a complex Guy Sweetheart  -Sawyer
If we can't live together, we're gonna die alone - Jack
You have three choices: run, hide... or die - Ruso
All From LOST....

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Autor: * - 12.06.2009. 18:15:34

Friends

Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.


Janice: [ono po cemu je znaju fanovi prijatelja] Oh... my... God!

Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented." and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good."
Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here? Y'know?
Chandler: I'm talking about you. You big, big freak.

Joey Tribbiani: How you doin'?


Monica: Hey. Where's Joey?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?

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Autor: mijau - 16.06.2009. 14:40:03

Nedavno sam radio prijevod za epizodu The Officea u kojoj Phyllis susretne ekshibicionista koji joj se pokaže na parkiralištu.
Naravno Dwight osnuje protuperverznjački odred te napravi peticiju za dodatne svjetiljke na parkiralištu. Nakon toga scena ide ovako:

Dwight: I know what you're thinking. Won't that just shed more light on the penises? But that is a risk we have to take. Pam, you can draw, kind of, why don't you work with Phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community.
Pam: Phallus?
Dwight: Phyllis, sorry. I've got penises on the brain.

Umro sam od smjeha gledajući tu scenu. ;D ;D ;D ;D



Ovaj je iz Gimoreica:

Sookie: I will give it a 9.
Lorelai: 9+
Sookie: What will make it a 10?
Lorelai: Another half point.


I za kraj, evo dva iz 30ROCK-a:

Liz: His name's Floyd.
Jack: That's unfortunate.

Tracy: Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?
Dr. Spaceman: Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be. I'll let you know as soon as we have the results.
Tracy: I already know the results, the kid is not mine!
Dr. Spaceman: Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s.

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Autor: delrey - 16.06.2009. 16:15:10

Robert: That is so whack!

Raymond: Right there! See? That's what I'm talking about. We're ltalian, Robert.

Robert: Okay?

Raymond: "Whack" means something else to us.
 
                                                           (Everybody Loves Raymond)

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Autor: vojabanja - 17.06.2009. 01:08:36

Marie: And just where did you learn that?
Frank: It's in the Bible.
Marie: Like you read the Bible.
Frank: I've read plenty of damn Bibles.

(Everybody loves Raymond)

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Autor: anniani - 17.06.2009. 06:31:22

Randy: Wakey wakey hands off snakey!
Earl: Wakey wakey please shut upy.

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Autor: mijau - 26.06.2009. 21:12:59

Bitange i princeze, Robi i Irena nakon što šef popljuje njihov novinarski prilog.

Irena: Ma, ja mislim da njemu to i nije tak loše, samo nas neće previše hvalit da se ne umislimo.
Robi: Ko da se možemo umislit više nego već jesmo.
Irena: Halo?!
(http://www.prijevodi-online.org/smf/Smileys/default/rofl.gif)

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Autor: jakaka - 26.06.2009. 23:37:46

Elizabeth Weir: The city can handle that?
Dr. Rodney McKay: Yes. Theoretically.
Maj. John Sheppard: Like "dinosaurs turned into birds" theoretically or "theory of relativity" theoretically?
Dr. Rodney McKay: What? Um, somewhere between.

Stragate atlantis

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Autor: jojojo011 - 26.06.2009. 23:54:04

L O S T

Sojer: Sta radis tu dole?
John: Trazim islaz sa ostrva?
Sojer: Sta,cekas podzemnu zeleznicu?

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Autor: Wennen - 27.06.2009. 10:04:03

Mislim da je neko vec postavio ovaj citat na eng  ;D  clapp
Nisam gledao Lost, ali smesno je...

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Autor: MilanRS - 27.06.2009. 12:25:57

Da, Alminov potpis.

Ali, odličan citat.

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Autor: -=QuadDamage=- - 27.06.2009. 14:54:24

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UijqPuouX8A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UijqPuouX8A)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovLS9mEA7IM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovLS9mEA7IM)

Neponovljivi O'Neill! ;D

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Autor: jakaka - 27.06.2009. 14:59:16

Nema do Jacka  ;)

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Autor: anniani - 05.07.2009. 15:04:20

Ari Gold: Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock.

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Autor: lazacar - 05.07.2009. 16:06:55

Ajde da stavim jedan citat, cisto zato sto je 'Michael Jackson' aktuelan... inace je iz cetvrte sezone Alfa kad ga je uhvatila prehlada...

Alf: You're making dinner? Now i know for sure Kate's trying to kill me.
Willie: Kate is at the store filling a list of things you requested to help 'ease your suffering'.
Alf: A small list of essentials. Plus some reading material, a few videotapes, aspirin, a hyperbaric chamber...
Kate: They were out of hyperbaric chambers.
Alf: Darn! Michael Jackson must have gotten the last one.

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Autor: daxdavor - 07.07.2009. 16:18:16

Iz Frasiera:

Daphne: It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.

Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want?! Sex is what we want!

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Autor: Cata - 07.07.2009. 17:13:58

Citat: hajo0309 - 07.07.2009. 16:18:16

Iz Frasiera:

Daphne: It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.

Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want?! Sex is what we want!

rofl Nema veće istine od te izjave.

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Autor: by_Ivica - 07.07.2009. 20:06:56

Scena iz Prison Breaka kad je Michael naredio operatoru zračnoj luci da određeni avion sleti na posebnu pistu jer je u tom avionu bio famozni VS:

Operator: For this guy you can go to Prison!
Michael: Which one?

:)

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Autor: Wennen - 07.07.2009. 22:52:48

Kad smo kod PB-a:

Michael Scofield: Just relax and find those e-mails.

Roland Glenn: Listen man, when I steal I do it from my home in my boxers,
                     eating a bowl of Krispity Krunch, okay?

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Autor: dakyorlando - 08.07.2009. 06:21:28

The Simpsons

Laura: Hello, I'd like to talk to Ms. Tinkle. First name... Ivana.
Moe: Ivana Tinkle. Just a sec. Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle! Alright everybody, put down your glasses - Ivana Tinkle!

I ovaj je ekstra.

Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jazz, first name Hugh.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. (to crowd) Hugh Jazz! Hey, I wanna Hugh Jazz. Oh, someone check the men's room for a Hugh Jazz!
(A man approaches Moe)
Hugh: I'm Hugh Jazz.
Moe: Telephone.
(Moe hands Hugh the receiver)
Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jazz.
Bart: Uh... Hi.
Hugh: Who's this?
Bart: Bart Simpson
Hugh: What can I do for you, Bart?
Bart: Uh... Look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. (hangs up)

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Autor: Wennen - 08.07.2009. 20:41:33

Heroes
-------------

Peter Petrelli: I was with that girl, and that guy that was trying to kill that girl, and this, this cop... I, I think he was reading my mind. They were all like us.

Nathan Petrelli: Disfunctional?

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Autor: Vladimir - 10.07.2009. 04:30:08

Weeds

Andy: Lupita whats the thing between the Dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffeetable.

Kod: [Odaberi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtylgZcVACo

wahahahahaha.....

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Autor: mijau - 13.07.2009. 23:10:26

Serija je Roseanne, citat je iz sredine epizode:

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the role of Becky, originally played by Lecy Goranson, then by Sarah Chalke, then by Lecy Goranson, will be played this evening by Sarah Chalke.
The taking of flash photographs or use of recording devices is strictly prohibited.

Becky: Disney world? I've always wanted to go there.         

Roseanne: Aren't you glad that you're here this week?             

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Autor: mijau - 20.07.2009. 20:33:50

Serija je The Office, a govori Dwight:

Kad službeno budem okružni
menadžer, prvo ću degradirati Jima.
Trebat ću novog
zamjenika. Moj idealni izbor?
Jack Bauer. Ali nije dostupan.
Izmišljen je i previše kvalificiran.

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Autor: Šćepo - 20.07.2009. 20:38:44

Citat: mijau - 20.07.2009. 20:33:50

Serija je The Office, a govori Dwight:

Kad službeno budem okružni
menadžer, prvo ću degradirati Jima.
Trebat ću novog
zamjenika. Moj idealni izbor?
Jack Bauer. Ali nije dostupan.
Izmišljen je i previše kvalificiran.

Ovo je super!

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Autor: dakyorlando - 21.09.2009. 05:31:07

Daria

[Jane is in Scissor Wizard barbershop]
Hairdresser: Which TV show do you want your style from? Most of our clients go for a sitcom. Although you're more the "movie of the week" type. I have TV Guide if you want to browse.
Jane: Have you ever seen Sick, Sad World?
Hairdresser: No.
Daria: How about Animal Maulings on home video?
Jane: Yeah! I'd love to have hair like that woman who was molested by the kangaroo.
Daria: Really? She looks so everyday.
Jane: I mean after she was molested.
Daria: Oh...

Mr. O'Neill: Is Mr. Thoreau really turning his back on the world by moving to Walden Pond, or is he, by his example, trying desperately to save the world after all? [looks at Brittany] Normandy?
Brittany: [angrily] Brittany. He wasn't on Walden Pond because he hated the world. He was just mad at Jane Fonda. You know, he was her father in real life, too.

Quinn: I think people who run over animals should get run over themselves to see how they like it.
Daria: What about unpopular animals?
Quinn: Unpopular animals don't count.
Daria: What about the stupid ones?

Daria: Did you just spend two hours dressing up to go the door for one minute and dump your date?
Quinn: Daria, if you look your best when you blow a guy off, it makes them feel like you care.
Daria: Well, that advice should prove very helpful. Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth.
Quinn: Thanks.

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Autor: mijau - 27.09.2009. 00:02:13

Tri klasična iz Ab Faba:

Eddie: What you two don't seem
to realise is that inside of me,
inside of me, there's a thin
person just screaming to get out.

Mother: Just the one, dear?

***

Eddie: You! Remember to cancel
my aromatherapy, psychotherapy,
my reflexology, osteopath, homeopath,
naturopath, crystal reading, shiatsu,
my organic hairdresser and see if I can
be rebirthed next Thursday afternoon.

Bubble: Consider it done.

***

Patsy: The last mosquito that bit me
had to book in to the Betty Ford Clinic.

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Autor: MilanRS - 30.09.2009. 02:08:10

Rene Bitorajac u Bitange i princeze 5.03:
Šta mi vrijedi što sam mlad i polupismen...

rofl rofl rofl

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Autor: SuperSerb - 14.10.2009. 02:21:24

Medlin: We were fighting over a doll. I pushed her, she fell down the stairs and died.
Nikita: Your sister?
Medlin: Yes.
Nikita: But it was an accident, right? You didn't mean to.
Medlin: I wanted the doll.

Mislim da je ovo stajalo nekome u potpisu ranije, odlična scena. clapp

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Autor: spico - 14.10.2009. 09:30:35

Citat: SuperSerb - 14.10.2009. 02:21:24

Medlin: We were fighting over a doll. I pushed her, she fell down the stairs and died.
Nikita: Your sister?
Medlin: Yes.
Nikita: But it was an accident, right? You didn't mean to.
Medlin: I wanted the doll.

Mislim da je ovo stajalo nekome u potpisu ranije, odlična scena. clapp

Haha, meni je stajalo. Puna je serija takvih fazona. :D

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Autor: daxdavor - 16.12.2009. 21:16:27

Serija je 3rd Rock From The Sun...

Harry: The greatest thing about life is not having a purpose. It's finding a purpose.

Dick: Every man has talents and flaws. The smart ones learned to use their talents, but the happy ones learned to accept their flaws.

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Autor: Wennen - 13.04.2010. 18:09:49

Angel: It's a zombie.
Connor: What's a zombie?
Angel: It's an undead thing.
Connor: Like you?
Angel: No. Zombies are slow moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh.
Connor: Like you.
Angel: No. It's different, trust me.

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Autor: lazavr - 13.04.2010. 18:26:43

Prison Break.
 You can go to prison! Michael: which one?  rofl

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Autor: Dacia - 13.04.2010. 18:35:37

Cartman: This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.

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Autor: HeadBurn3r. - 13.04.2010. 19:33:44

Lost --> Desmond: No matter what you do, you gonna die Charlie!

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Autor: heller - 13.04.2010. 20:11:48

"Don't tell me what I can't do!" LOST compilation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAsp4rn9QnM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAsp4rn9QnM)  ;D

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Autor: Doki - 13.04.2010. 22:05:35

Because a lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
~Barney Stinson

 ;D

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Autor: Nestor - 13.04.2010. 23:20:00

TBBT:

Sheldon:
I've got to get my people to safety.
PEOPLE OF SHELDONOPOLIS, THIS IS YOUR MAYOR! FOLLOW ME! IF THE CHILDREN CAN'T RUN, LEAVE THEM BEHIND!

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Autor: dreambett - 02.06.2010. 17:06:30

Cartman:It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

---

Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

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Autor: delrey - 02.06.2010. 22:50:25

Erik je zakon.  ;D Ima ova, moja omiljena:

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

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Autor: SuperSerb - 02.06.2010. 22:55:51

Citat: dreambett - 02.06.2010. 17:06:30

Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

Vrh. clapp

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Autor: nebojsa66 - 02.06.2010. 23:02:16

Sheldon: You have about as much chance of going out with Penny as the Hubble Telescope has of finding that at the center of each black hole there's a little man with a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker.

Na ovo sam morao zaustavit seriju i prestat se smijati...  rofl rofl

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Autor: alexis - 02.06.2010. 23:14:06

Joey Tribbiani - How You Doin ;D

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Autor: Marco - 02.06.2010. 23:28:26

La Femme Nikita (Serija)

Michael: "Josephine!?"  rofl rofl smileyNO1 smileyNO1 smileyNO1 smileyNO1

Najjaci je!  ;D

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Autor: BlackMaja - 02.06.2010. 23:46:33

Citat: alexis - 02.06.2010. 23:14:06

Joey Tribbiani - How You Doin ;D

Mislimo isto !!!!! Legenda je....  smileyNO1 smileyNO1 rofl

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Autor: bauk13 - 04.06.2010. 18:25:13

Serija Curb your enthusiasm:

Larry David: Um, anyway, what I really want to talk about tonight is that there's a guest here spreading a vicious, nasty, scurrilous rumor about me and a gerbil. Okay? I'm sure you've heard it. And there's not a word of truth to it, okay? He has a personal vendetta, so don't believe one word of that. It's not true. However, in the interest of full disclosure, I will tell you that, um, I do have a tickle in my anus. And they're slightly related to each other.

Ko je gledao seriju shvatiće, ja sam plakao od smeha. rofl rofl

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Autor: Xenoborg - 05.06.2010. 13:01:50

We are all connected. Joined together by an invisible thread, infinite in its potential and fragile in its design. Yet while connected, we are also merely individuals. Empty vessels to be filled with infinite possibilities. An assortment of thoughts, beliefs. A collection of disjointed memories and experiences. Can I be me without this? Can you be you? And if this invisible thread that holds us together were to sever, to cease, what then? What would become of billions of lone, disconnected souls? Therein lies the great quest of our lives. To find. To connect. To hold on. For when our hearts are pure, and our thoughts in line, we are all truly one. Capable of repairing our fragile world, and creating a universe of infinite possibilities. - Heroji, 3x25.

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Autor: drazen - 05.06.2010. 13:06:42

I Want To Belive..........

naravno, Dosije X

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Autor: dakyorlando - 09.06.2010. 23:21:15

Nothing says "mother's love" like a giant robotic platypus butt.

(Phineas and Ferb)

 :D

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Autor: mijau - 12.07.2010. 14:57:40

The IT Crowd:

People. What a bunch of bastards!

Ili u originalu, s irskim naglaskom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVSlE28hOgI

 rofl rofl rofl

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Autor: MilanRS - 08.11.2010. 23:31:49

The Simpsons

[Marge is planning a second wedding to Homer]
Marge Simpson: I want every table to have two baskets of bread but only one plate of butter. That will stimulate conversation.
Homer Simpson: What if we...
Marge Simpson: There is no "we" in "wedding".
Homer Simpson: But there is, Marge: the first two letters.

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Autor: zkarlov - 08.11.2010. 23:54:19

Father Ted.
Psovka Fathera Jacka "Feck off" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNY376o2XMY&feature=related

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Autor: lijencina - 09.11.2010. 01:57:38

Supernatural

Castiel: "Ass-butt"  rofl rofl rofl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzCFe9bBvuM&feature=related

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Autor: butterfly_741 - 19.11.2010. 12:51:22

''He doesn't need Saint Bridget,
he has Father Dexter''  ;D

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Autor: Srle - 19.11.2010. 19:27:12

"It's a military decision"

Admiral Adama (Battlestar Galactica)

 rofl

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Autor: petko - 19.11.2010. 21:44:21

Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there would be no religious people. House M.D.

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Autor: MilanRS - 02.01.2011. 20:21:05

The New Adventures of Old Christine [4x16]

Barb govori Christine za Richieja.

Ne, moraš ga pustiti. Ako te voli, vratit će se.
Ako ima imalo pameti, neće.

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Autor: lijencina - 03.01.2011. 13:05:40

Heylia James [Weeds]

Tako cu te zalediti da ces morat ici na sjeverni pol da se odledis.  rofl

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Autor: MrBlc - 09.01.2011. 13:35:02

Simpsons S18E09 Kill Gil

Homer: Why did you let that loser into our home?
Marge: I'll tell you why:Christian charity.
Homer: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with this?

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Autor: Tweegy - 09.01.2011. 20:34:54

"Escort, hooker, prostitute, whore: I don't mind what you call me - that's just semantics."
                                             
                                               *SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL*

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Autor: dakyorlando - 29.03.2011. 03:03:28

"A fart is like a fingerprint, and we have the same fingerprints." - Gene, Bob's Burgers

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Autor: Djenka - 30.03.2011. 20:15:32

Supernatural

Dean: Hey maybe we'll have a snooki sighting..

Sam: Whats a snooki?

Dean: That is a good question.

rofl

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Autor: michael - 11.04.2011. 23:50:06

Ben Linus: Destiny is a fickle bitch!  8)

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Autor: Wennen - 30.04.2012. 22:18:40

“They called it 'sleep', a strange state after dark during which they did nothing.
How could they just lie there all night? There was so much to learn and explore.”


                                                                                                                     - Kyle XY -

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Autor: Perkone - 01.05.2012. 01:01:18

Dexter:

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like for everything inside me that's denied and unknown to be revealed. But I'll never know. I live my life in hiding. My survival depends on it.

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Autor: Omar_Little - 01.05.2012. 01:24:45

Entourage

E: I'm not searching out a girl just to fuck her
Drama: Why not?
E: 'Cause it's mean
Drama: No, no, no, no... Mean is when I made  Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I assfucked her

Odvalio sam se od smeha na ovo  rofl rofl rofl

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Autor: BJ Huja - 01.05.2012. 01:52:48

Citat: Omar_Little - 01.05.2012. 01:24:45

Entourage

E: I'm not searching out a girl just to fuck her
Drama: Why not?
E: 'Cause it's mean
Drama: No, no, no, no... Mean is when I made  Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I assfucked her

Odvalio sam se od smeha na ovo  rofl rofl rofl

 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Autor: Ben Dover - 17.05.2012. 18:23:09

Haus pregleda bolesnicu na klinici i saopštava joj da je trudna, dok ona tvrdi da nije imala odnose:
— Bezgrešno začeće.
— Šta da radim?
— Očito je: osnujte religiju. rofl

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Autor: projepro - 13.06.2012. 22:19:26

Dean: "Don't say pie."
Sam: "Definitely pie."
Dean: "Bastards."



Bobby: "Damn thing's eating Rick."
Dean: "Damn, I liked Rick."



Dean: "Ok, I've read this more times than the Playboy I found in dad's duffel."
Sam: "Anna Nicole?"
Dean: "Anna Nicole."
 clapp

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Autor: Wennen - 21.06.2012. 05:24:18

- Is he now in the witness protection?
- No, he's here in the trunk...

 u_jeeeeeeeeee

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Autor: Ben Dover - 24.06.2012. 13:50:44

Haus. Početak sedme sezone kad Haus i Kadi obznane svoju vezu Ljudskim resursima u bolnici (sve biser do bisera, pokidao sam se):

LJR: Kako biste opisali prirodu ove veze?
Haus: Jeste li gledali Životinjsko carstvo? One bube što otkinu glavu partneru posle parenja.
Kadi: Seksualna veza je u pitanju.
Haus (tihim glasom Kadijevoj): Sad pričaj polako, zapisuje.
Kadi: Mogu mu ostati nadzornica, ali želimo se držati politike bolnice.
LJR: Želimo da sprečimo sukob interesa i odgovornost bolnice.
Haus: Mislite da ćemo tužiti ako stvari krenu nizbrdo? Čujte, kad ona ’krene nizbrdo’…
Kadi: Hause! Pusti njega da priča.
LJR: Znam da nećete tužiti, jer ćete potpisati saglasnost o ljubavnoj vezi.
Haus (lista ugovor): Očito ćemo van veća razmatrati klauzulu o nastranom donjem rublju.
LJR: Motrićemo i na bilo kakvu pristasnost prema dr Hausu.
Haus: To znači da će morati da spava sa svima?
Kadi: Obećavam da neće dobiti povišicu niti unapređenje.
Haus: Ovo je neki vic o borbi protiv inflacije.
LJR (zabezeknuto): Ili predrasude prema dr Hausu…

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Autor: prijatel-MKD - 24.06.2012. 16:47:13

Breaking Bad; se.01

Citat: Pinkman

Yeah, Mr. White! Science!

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Autor: Bad Boy - 24.07.2012. 15:21:29

-Oh, I can't, guys. I'm grounded for looking stupid in school picture.

Butters, South Park.

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Autor: Mulder - 24.07.2012. 16:08:53

TXF
Mulder: They're here aren't they?
Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, THEY'VE been here for a long, long time.

TXF
Deep Throat: Trust no one.

TXF
Scully: It seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.

TXF
The Cigarette Smoking Man: It's a scary story. You want to come sit on my lap?
Scully: You don't scare me.
The Cigarette Smoking Man: My story's scared every president since Truman in '47.

TXF
The Cigarette Smoking Man: Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.

TXF
Smoking Man: "How many historic events have only the two of us witnessed, Ronal? How often did we make or change history? And our names can never grace any pages of record. No monument will ever bear our image. And yet once again, the course of human history will be set by two unknown men standing in the shadows." [deep Throat offers the Smoking Man his gun] "A living EBE could advance Bill Mulder's project by decades.
Deep Throat: "Security council resolution 10.13 states; any country capturing such an entity is responsible for its immediate extermination. I'm the liar, you're the killer."
Smoking Man: "Your lies have killed more men in a day than I have in a lifetime. I've never killed anybody."
Deep Throat: "Maybe I'm not the liar."

TXF
Scully: Thanks for ditching me.
Mulder: I'm sorry, I, uh... I couldn't let you risk your life on this.
Scully: Did you find what you were looking for?
Mulder: No... no. But I found something I thought I'd lost.
Mulder: Faith to keep looking.

 ;D

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Autor: prijatel-MKD - 24.07.2012. 18:44:09

Breaking Bad se5ep2 spoiler alert
 

Kosmar!

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Autor: Maddox - 31.08.2012. 17:27:32

Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr.X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't "Homer J. Simpson."

 ;D

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Autor: Ben Dover - 15.01.2013. 23:34:01

Gledam ponovo Hausa, početne sezone, i valjam se od smeha. rofl Evo par provala koje sam zapamtio:

Vilson: Hause! Zašto si pustio nestabilnog bolesnika da šeta hodnicima?!
Haus: Pukao mu je povodac.

Otac bolesnika: Znam kako stvari stoje: što bolji posao imam, dobiće bolju negu.
Haus: Da, zato sam besan! Spiskali smo grdan file minjon na vas!

rofl rofl rofl

Setih se još jedne odvale:

Lečili nekog homoseksualca koji je odjednom počeo da balavi. Haus na diferencijalnoj: Kako neko iznenada počne da balavi? Jesi li to nosio vruće pantalonice, Čejse? rofl

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Autor: Mulder - 10.05.2015. 20:30:16

I'm not a number, I'm a free man!

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Autor: Mulder - 24.06.2015. 02:58:44

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Autor: Mulder - 05.08.2015. 03:54:56

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(http://33.media.tumblr.com/68de205ebe2be66ac5dff52a67be035a/tumblr_nshgg3sUCF1qmyzmfo2_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/e6c166bf2f67d5ccdea838f7f94eb98f/tumblr_nshgg3sUCF1qmyzmfo3_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/85eccee17db76943da441be81acf486a/tumblr_nshgg3sUCF1qmyzmfo4_500.gif)

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Autor: Cakana - 08.08.2015. 02:08:47

Zbog određenih dešavanja od večeras... Iz LO SVU, ako se dobro sećam rečenice:

"Shrinks are shrunk. Maybe we can use a little"

 :'(

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Autor: Nikolin univerzum - 28.02.2016. 02:20:16

Definitivno iz prve sezone True Detective kad Martin u policijskoj stanici kaze:

"I'm just a regular guy with a big dick."