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« Odgovor #90 : 01.05.2012. 01:01:18 »
Dexter:

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like for everything inside me that's denied and unknown to be revealed. But I'll never know. I live my life in hiding. My survival depends on it.

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« Odgovor #91 : 01.05.2012. 01:24:45 »
Entourage

E: I'm not searching out a girl just to fuck her
Drama: Why not?
E: 'Cause it's mean
Drama: No, no, no, no... Mean is when I made  Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I assfucked her

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« Odgovor #92 : 01.05.2012. 01:52:48 »
Entourage

E: I'm not searching out a girl just to fuck her
Drama: Why not?
E: 'Cause it's mean
Drama: No, no, no, no... Mean is when I made  Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I assfucked her

Odvalio sam se od smeha na ovo  rofl rofl rofl

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« Odgovor #93 : 17.05.2012. 18:23:09 »
Haus pregleda bolesnicu na klinici i saopštava joj da je trudna, dok ona tvrdi da nije imala odnose:
— Bezgrešno začeće.
— Šta da radim?
— Očito je: osnujte religiju. rofl
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« Odgovor #94 : 13.06.2012. 22:19:26 »
Dean: "Don't say pie."
Sam: "Definitely pie."
Dean: "Bastards."



Bobby: "Damn thing's eating Rick."
Dean: "Damn, I liked Rick."



Dean: "Ok, I've read this more times than the Playboy I found in dad's duffel."
Sam: "Anna Nicole?"
Dean: "Anna Nicole."
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« Odgovor #95 : 21.06.2012. 05:24:18 »
- Is he now in the witness protection?
- No, he's here in the trunk...

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« Odgovor #96 : 24.06.2012. 13:50:44 »
Haus. Početak sedme sezone kad Haus i Kadi obznane svoju vezu Ljudskim resursima u bolnici (sve biser do bisera, pokidao sam se):

LJR: Kako biste opisali prirodu ove veze?
Haus: Jeste li gledali Životinjsko carstvo? One bube što otkinu glavu partneru posle parenja.
Kadi: Seksualna veza je u pitanju.
Haus (tihim glasom Kadijevoj): Sad pričaj polako, zapisuje.
Kadi: Mogu mu ostati nadzornica, ali želimo se držati politike bolnice.
LJR: Želimo da sprečimo sukob interesa i odgovornost bolnice.
Haus: Mislite da ćemo tužiti ako stvari krenu nizbrdo? Čujte, kad ona ’krene nizbrdo’…
Kadi: Hause! Pusti njega da priča.
LJR: Znam da nećete tužiti, jer ćete potpisati saglasnost o ljubavnoj vezi.
Haus (lista ugovor): Očito ćemo van veća razmatrati klauzulu o nastranom donjem rublju.
LJR: Motrićemo i na bilo kakvu pristasnost prema dr Hausu.
Haus: To znači da će morati da spava sa svima?
Kadi: Obećavam da neće dobiti povišicu niti unapređenje.
Haus: Ovo je neki vic o borbi protiv inflacije.
LJR (zabezeknuto): Ili predrasude prema dr Hausu…
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« Odgovor #97 : 24.06.2012. 16:47:13 »
Breaking Bad; se.01
Citat: Pinkman
Yeah, Mr. White! Science!
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« Odgovor #98 : 24.07.2012. 15:21:29 »
-Oh, I can't, guys. I'm grounded for looking stupid in school picture.

Butters, South Park.

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« Odgovor #99 : 24.07.2012. 16:08:53 »
TXF
Mulder: They're here aren't they?
Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, THEY'VE been here for a long, long time.

TXF
Deep Throat: Trust no one.

TXF
Scully: It seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.

TXF
The Cigarette Smoking Man: It's a scary story. You want to come sit on my lap?
Scully: You don't scare me.
The Cigarette Smoking Man: My story's scared every president since Truman in '47.

TXF
The Cigarette Smoking Man: Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.

TXF
Smoking Man: "How many historic events have only the two of us witnessed, Ronal? How often did we make or change history? And our names can never grace any pages of record. No monument will ever bear our image. And yet once again, the course of human history will be set by two unknown men standing in the shadows." [deep Throat offers the Smoking Man his gun] "A living EBE could advance Bill Mulder's project by decades.
Deep Throat: "Security council resolution 10.13 states; any country capturing such an entity is responsible for its immediate extermination. I'm the liar, you're the killer."
Smoking Man: "Your lies have killed more men in a day than I have in a lifetime. I've never killed anybody."
Deep Throat: "Maybe I'm not the liar."

TXF
Scully: Thanks for ditching me.
Mulder: I'm sorry, I, uh... I couldn't let you risk your life on this.
Scully: Did you find what you were looking for?
Mulder: No... no. But I found something I thought I'd lost.
Mulder: Faith to keep looking.

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« Odgovor #100 : 24.07.2012. 18:44:09 »
Breaking Bad se5ep2 spoiler alert
 

Kosmar!
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« Odgovor #101 : 31.08.2012. 17:27:32 »
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr.X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't "Homer J. Simpson."

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« Odgovor #102 : 15.01.2013. 23:34:01 »
Gledam ponovo Hausa, početne sezone, i valjam se od smeha. rofl Evo par provala koje sam zapamtio:

Vilson: Hause! Zašto si pustio nestabilnog bolesnika da šeta hodnicima?!
Haus: Pukao mu je povodac.

Otac bolesnika: Znam kako stvari stoje: što bolji posao imam, dobiće bolju negu.
Haus: Da, zato sam besan! Spiskali smo grdan file minjon na vas!

rofl rofl rofl

Setih se još jedne odvale:

Lečili nekog homoseksualca koji je odjednom počeo da balavi. Haus na diferencijalnoj: Kako neko iznenada počne da balavi? Jesi li to nosio vruće pantalonice, Čejse? rofl
« Zadnja izmjena: 16.01.2013. 00:02:07 bajone.rs »
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« Odgovor #103 : 10.05.2015. 20:30:16 »
I'm not a number, I'm a free man!

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« Odgovor #104 : 24.06.2015. 02:58:44 »



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« Odgovor #105 : 05.08.2015. 03:54:56 »




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« Odgovor #106 : 08.08.2015. 02:08:47 »
Zbog određenih dešavanja od večeras... Iz LO SVU, ako se dobro sećam rečenice:

"Shrinks are shrunk. Maybe we can use a little"

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« Odgovor #107 : 28.02.2016. 02:20:16 »
Definitivno iz prve sezone True Detective kad Martin u policijskoj stanici kaze:

"I'm just a regular guy with a big dick."
Partizane, Partizane, ti si sve što imam ja, i u sreći, i u bolu srce puno navija.

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