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« Odgovor #30 : 17.06.2009. 01:08:36 »
Marie: And just where did you learn that?
Frank: It's in the Bible.
Marie: Like you read the Bible.
Frank: I've read plenty of damn Bibles.

(Everybody loves Raymond)

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« Odgovor #31 : 17.06.2009. 06:31:22 »
Randy: Wakey wakey hands off snakey!
Earl: Wakey wakey please shut upy.
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« Odgovor #32 : 26.06.2009. 21:12:59 »
Bitange i princeze, Robi i Irena nakon što šef popljuje njihov novinarski prilog.

Irena: Ma, ja mislim da njemu to i nije tak loše, samo nas neće previše hvalit da se ne umislimo.
Robi: Ko da se možemo umislit više nego već jesmo.
Irena: Halo?!
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« Odgovor #33 : 26.06.2009. 23:37:46 »
Elizabeth Weir: The city can handle that?
Dr. Rodney McKay: Yes. Theoretically.
Maj. John Sheppard: Like "dinosaurs turned into birds" theoretically or "theory of relativity" theoretically?
Dr. Rodney McKay: What? Um, somewhere between.

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« Odgovor #34 : 26.06.2009. 23:54:04 »
L O S T

Sojer: Sta radis tu dole?
John: Trazim islaz sa ostrva?
Sojer: Sta,cekas podzemnu zeleznicu?
...all say we all...

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« Odgovor #35 : 27.06.2009. 10:04:03 »
Mislim da je neko vec postavio ovaj citat na eng  ;D  clapp
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« Odgovor #36 : 27.06.2009. 12:25:57 »
Da, Alminov potpis.

Ali, odličan citat.

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« Odgovor #38 : 27.06.2009. 14:59:16 »
Nema do Jacka  ;)

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« Odgovor #39 : 05.07.2009. 15:04:20 »
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« Odgovor #40 : 05.07.2009. 16:06:55 »
Ajde da stavim jedan citat, cisto zato sto je 'Michael Jackson' aktuelan... inace je iz cetvrte sezone Alfa kad ga je uhvatila prehlada...

Alf: You're making dinner? Now i know for sure Kate's trying to kill me.
Willie: Kate is at the store filling a list of things you requested to help 'ease your suffering'.
Alf: A small list of essentials. Plus some reading material, a few videotapes, aspirin, a hyperbaric chamber...
Kate: They were out of hyperbaric chambers.
Alf: Darn! Michael Jackson must have gotten the last one.


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« Odgovor #41 : 07.07.2009. 16:18:16 »
Iz Frasiera:

Daphne: It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.

Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want?! Sex is what we want!


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« Odgovor #42 : 07.07.2009. 17:13:58 »
Iz Frasiera:

Daphne: It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.

Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want?! Sex is what we want!

rofl Nema veće istine od te izjave.

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I love you, not for what you are,
but for what I am, when I am with you.

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« Odgovor #43 : 07.07.2009. 20:06:56 »
Scena iz Prison Breaka kad je Michael naredio operatoru zračnoj luci da određeni avion sleti na posebnu pistu jer je u tom avionu bio famozni VS:

Operator: For this guy you can go to Prison!
Michael: Which one?

:)

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« Odgovor #44 : 07.07.2009. 22:52:48 »
Kad smo kod PB-a:

Michael Scofield: Just relax and find those e-mails.

Roland Glenn: Listen man, when I steal I do it from my home in my boxers,
                     eating a bowl of Krispity Krunch, okay?


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« Odgovor #45 : 08.07.2009. 06:21:28 »
The Simpsons

Laura: Hello, I'd like to talk to Ms. Tinkle. First name... Ivana.
Moe: Ivana Tinkle. Just a sec. Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle! Alright everybody, put down your glasses - Ivana Tinkle!

I ovaj je ekstra.

Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jazz, first name Hugh.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. (to crowd) Hugh Jazz! Hey, I wanna Hugh Jazz. Oh, someone check the men's room for a Hugh Jazz!
(A man approaches Moe)
Hugh: I'm Hugh Jazz.
Moe: Telephone.
(Moe hands Hugh the receiver)
Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jazz.
Bart: Uh... Hi.
Hugh: Who's this?
Bart: Bart Simpson
Hugh: What can I do for you, Bart?
Bart: Uh... Look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. (hangs up)

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Going where the weather suits my clothes
Banking off of the northeast winds
Sailing on a summer breeze
And skipping over the ocean like a stone...

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« Odgovor #46 : 08.07.2009. 20:41:33 »
Heroes
-------------


Peter Petrelli: I was with that girl, and that guy that was trying to kill that girl, and this, this cop... I, I think he was reading my mind. They were all like us.

Nathan Petrelli: Disfunctional?

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« Odgovor #47 : 10.07.2009. 04:30:08 »
Weeds

Andy: Lupita whats the thing between the Dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffeetable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtylgZcVACo

wahahahahaha.....



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« Odgovor #48 : 13.07.2009. 23:10:26 »
Serija je Roseanne, citat je iz sredine epizode:

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the role of Becky, originally played by Lecy Goranson, then by Sarah Chalke, then by Lecy Goranson, will be played this evening by Sarah Chalke.
The taking of flash photographs or use of recording devices is strictly prohibited.

Becky: Disney world? I've always wanted to go there.         

Roseanne: Aren't you glad that you're here this week?             
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« Odgovor #49 : 20.07.2009. 20:33:50 »
Serija je The Office, a govori Dwight:

Kad službeno budem okružni
menadžer, prvo ću degradirati Jima.
Trebat ću novog
zamjenika. Moj idealni izbor?
Jack Bauer. Ali nije dostupan.
Izmišljen je i previše kvalificiran.
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« Odgovor #50 : 20.07.2009. 20:38:44 »
Serija je The Office, a govori Dwight:

Kad službeno budem okružni
menadžer, prvo ću degradirati Jima.
Trebat ću novog
zamjenika. Moj idealni izbor?
Jack Bauer. Ali nije dostupan.
Izmišljen je i previše kvalificiran.
Ovo je super!
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« Odgovor #51 : 21.09.2009. 05:31:07 »
Daria

[Jane is in Scissor Wizard barbershop]
Hairdresser: Which TV show do you want your style from? Most of our clients go for a sitcom. Although you're more the "movie of the week" type. I have TV Guide if you want to browse.
Jane: Have you ever seen Sick, Sad World?
Hairdresser: No.
Daria: How about Animal Maulings on home video?
Jane: Yeah! I'd love to have hair like that woman who was molested by the kangaroo.
Daria: Really? She looks so everyday.
Jane: I mean after she was molested.
Daria: Oh...

Mr. O'Neill: Is Mr. Thoreau really turning his back on the world by moving to Walden Pond, or is he, by his example, trying desperately to save the world after all? [looks at Brittany] Normandy?
Brittany: [angrily] Brittany. He wasn't on Walden Pond because he hated the world. He was just mad at Jane Fonda. You know, he was her father in real life, too.

Quinn: I think people who run over animals should get run over themselves to see how they like it.
Daria: What about unpopular animals?
Quinn: Unpopular animals don't count.
Daria: What about the stupid ones?

Daria: Did you just spend two hours dressing up to go the door for one minute and dump your date?
Quinn: Daria, if you look your best when you blow a guy off, it makes them feel like you care.
Daria: Well, that advice should prove very helpful. Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth.
Quinn: Thanks.

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« Odgovor #52 : 27.09.2009. 00:02:13 »
Tri klasična iz Ab Faba:

Eddie: What you two don't seem
to realise is that inside of me,
inside of me, there's a thin
person just screaming to get out.

Mother: Just the one, dear?

***

Eddie: You! Remember to cancel
my aromatherapy, psychotherapy,
my reflexology, osteopath, homeopath,
naturopath, crystal reading, shiatsu,
my organic hairdresser and see if I can
be rebirthed next Thursday afternoon.

Bubble: Consider it done.

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Patsy: The last mosquito that bit me
had to book in to the Betty Ford Clinic.
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« Odgovor #53 : 30.09.2009. 02:08:10 »
Rene Bitorajac u Bitange i princeze 5.03:
Šta mi vrijedi što sam mlad i polupismen...

rofl rofl rofl

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« Odgovor #54 : 14.10.2009. 02:21:24 »
Medlin: We were fighting over a doll. I pushed her, she fell down the stairs and died.
Nikita: Your sister?
Medlin: Yes.
Nikita: But it was an accident, right? You didn't mean to.
Medlin: I wanted the doll.

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« Odgovor #55 : 14.10.2009. 09:30:35 »
Medlin: We were fighting over a doll. I pushed her, she fell down the stairs and died.
Nikita: Your sister?
Medlin: Yes.
Nikita: But it was an accident, right? You didn't mean to.
Medlin: I wanted the doll.

Mislim da je ovo stajalo nekome u potpisu ranije, odlična scena. clapp
Haha, meni je stajalo. Puna je serija takvih fazona. :D
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― Richard Bach, Jonathan Livingston Seagull


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« Odgovor #56 : 16.12.2009. 21:16:27 »
Serija je 3rd Rock From The Sun...

Harry: The greatest thing about life is not having a purpose. It's finding a purpose.

Dick: Every man has talents and flaws. The smart ones learned to use their talents, but the happy ones learned to accept their flaws.

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« Odgovor #57 : 13.04.2010. 18:09:49 »
Angel: It's a zombie.
Connor: What's a zombie?
Angel: It's an undead thing.
Connor: Like you?
Angel: No. Zombies are slow moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh.
Connor: Like you.
Angel: No. It's different, trust me.

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« Odgovor #58 : 13.04.2010. 18:26:43 »
Prison Break.
 You can go to prison! Michael: which one?  rofl
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« Odgovor #59 : 13.04.2010. 18:35:37 »
Cartman: This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.

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