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[MilanRS]

Tema gdje možete pisati omiljene citate iz omiljenih serija.

Moj prvi citat, iz Housea:

Dr. Cameron: [discussing a patient's diagnosis] What about sex?
Dr. Gregory House: Well, it might get complicated. We work together. I am older, certainly, but maybe you like that.
Dr. Cameron: I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.
Dr. Gregory House: Heh, nice cover.

[simac]

Prison Break:

Sucre: [looking at the police approaching them] What do we do now?
Michael: We run.


Haywire: they think I have schizoaffective disorder with bipolar tendencies...
Officer: they think you got it??
Haywire: whatever.. 


Michael: You'll get a call in five minutes telling you where to meet next. And when the exchange is over, and LJ is safe, you and I are gonna spend some quality time.
Gretchen: When the exchange is over, you better run for your life.


Bellick: Just, does anybody know what's spanish for "don't shoot"?.
Lechero: No dispare.
Bellick: No 'dis' what?.

[ivan204]

SAM: What's new, Normie?
NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding .  (CHEERS)

[ivan204]

MR. JOHNSON: Is there anywhere they do French food?
BASIL: Yes, France, I believe. They seem to like it there. And the swim would certainly sharpen your appetite. You'd better hurry, the tide leaves in six minutes. (FAWLTY TOWERS)


LISA: Dad, we did something very bad!
HOMER: Did you wreck the car?
BART: No.
HOMER: Did you raise the dead?
LISA: Yes.
HOMER: But the car's okay?
BART & LISA: Uh-huh.
HOMER: All right, then.  (THE SIMPSONS)


HOMER: We're going out, Marge! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths! (THE SIMPSONS)


FRANK: I didn't come here to be liked.
RADAR: You certainly came to the right place. (M*A*S*H)


"Hey hey hey, what’s for dinner?"
"Rimmer’s dad just died!!"
"Well I’d prefer chicken..."  (RED DWARF)


MONICA: All these years I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to mom
            and dad, so they’ll keep liking you better.
ROSS: Hey! I married a lesbian to make you look good! (FRIENDS)


JACK GELLER: There she is.
JOEY: Some girl ate monica!
MONICA: Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.
CHANDLER: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you? (FRIENDS)


BARNEY: Hello, my name is Barney and I’m an alcoholic.
LISA: Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting!
BARNEY: Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?  (THE SIMPSONS)

[MilanRS]

House, part 2:

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
***

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
There's a bullet in his head.Dr. Cameron (Jennifer Morrison):
He was shot?

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
No … somebody threw it at him.
***

Epizoda: Euphoria (Part 2)
Dr. Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein):
You put both of them in isolation for a reason. Joe's death elevates this situation to a bio-safety level three.

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
Ooohhh, Level Three. Did you call Jack Bauer?

***

Dr. Foreman (Omar Epps):
You're addicted to conflict.

House MD (Hugh Laurie):
[looking at his Vicodin] They changed the name?
***

Ima stvarno mnogo odličnih citata.

[radrad]

"Randy: I never thought of drinking upside down before.
Earl: It tastes the same.
Randy: Yeah, but it goes to your brain before it goes to your livers." 

My name is Earl

U toj seriji ima MNOGO citata za pokazati!!!

[Noah]

"I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot"
Dean Winchester (Supernatural)


"Let's play a game of who's life sucks the most"
Meredith Grey (Grey's Anatomy)

[Parazit]

RadRade, Randy je pojava njemu netreba izjava - najači lik ikad pojavljen u seriji (bilo kojoj)

Hey Earl
Hey Crabman

[Veleno]

NCIS

"SWAK"
(Gibbs asks Kate what is wrong with her and she says she has a cold)
Tony- "I have allergies"
Gibbs- "Never had allergies. Never had a cold either."
Kate- "You don't get colds?"
Gibbs- "Nope. Never had the flu either."
Kate- (whispers to DiNozzo) "Why do I believe him?"
Tony- "If you were a bug, would you attack Gibbs?"
McGee- "I Get colds all the time."
Tony- " 'Course you do, Probie."

"Witness"
Gibbs- "Any more food fights in here and I'm joining in. With peas."
Kate- "Frozen peas?"
Gibbs- "Nope. In a can."

"Forced Entry"
Kate-(To Tony & McGee) "I swear, the two of you are worse than
my brothers and they're practically psychotic."
Gibbs- "Hey, Kate.
Your brothers really like that?"
Kate- "Sadly, yes."
Gibbs- "Ah. Explains a lot."

[MilanRS]

Bitange i princeze (Agent):
"Nije bilo bez kečapa pa sam uzeo bez majoneze!"

[simac]

Bitange i princeze (Agent):
"Nije bilo bez kečapa pa sam uzeo bez majoneze!"

Daj skoro san pa sa stolice od smija kad san ovo procita!!! 

[kugi001]

Carnivale

(Samson) : Allright children, let's shake some dust!

(Sofie): Go to hell!
(Justin): Go? Why, I plan on bringing it here.

[ClarkKent]

Bitange i princeze (Agent):
"Nije bilo bez kečapa pa sam uzeo bez majoneze!"

Ha ha, svaka cast, ovo je stvarno zakon!

[MilanRS]

Ja sam propustio ostatak epizode jer sam se ovome smijao... 

[simac]

LOST:

Hurley: DUDE!!!!!!!!

Hurley: [To Charlie who is accusing Hurley of hording food]
"And for the record, I'm down a notch on my belt. I'm a big guy. It's gonna be a while before you're gonna want to give me a piggy-back ride."

Hurley: "Look, I don't know about you, but things have really sucked for me lately, and I could really use a victory. So let's get one, dude! Let's get this car started. Let's look Death in the face and say, 'Whatever, man!'"

Libby:(After she has kissed Hurley) And that...was real.
Hurley:Maybe you should do it again, just to be sure.


Sayid: "My name is Sayid Jarrah, and I am a torturer."

Sayid: I want you to tell me everything you know.
Juliet: If I told you everything I know, they'd kill me.
Sayid: What do you think I"ll do, if you don't?


Desmond: "See ya in anotha' life, brotha'!"

Desmond: "You alright brotha!?"

[petko]

Futurama, prof. Farnsworth:
Good news, everyone!

[EROS]

Danas sam na TV-u gledao Balkan ekspres i bas bila ona epizoda sa onim nezaboravnim:

" Soldaten, kamaraden, bite, hilfe gur-gur? "

[MilanRS]

Lik je nepopravljiv. Naravno - Greg House.

Dr. Gregory House: Fascinating story. Did you think about adapting it to the stage?

Dr. Cameron: Twelve-year-olds don't have sex.
Dr. Gregory House: Their mistake.

Stacy Warner: I need to talk to you.
Dr. Gregory House: From the doorway?
Stacy Warner: It's confidential.
Dr. Gregory House: Cool. I love gossip.

[MilanRS]

Evo da House MD pokuša reanimirati ovu temu

Season 4, episode 7 - Ugly

    Dr. Cuddy: You think I like the cameras? You think I want the whole world watching you check out my ass and question my wardrobe?
    Dr. House: Would it be better if I checked out your wardrobe and questioned your ass?
    Dr. Cuddy: A little part of me...
    Dr. House: [interrupting her] There is no little part of you.

Season 4, episode 6 - Whatever It Takes (meni najjača po broju citata) Kad House ide u CIA da liječi operativca

    Dr. Terzi: This is Dr. Sidney Curtis from the Mayo Clinic, he's also agreed to help with the diagnosis.
    Dr. Curtis: [shakes hands with House] Dr. House.
    Dr. House: "Curtis on Immunology" Sidney Curtis?
    Dr. Curtis: [pleased] Oh, you've read it?
    Dr. House: Nope, but it is keeping my piano level.
...
... U drugom dijelu epizode...
...
    Dr. Curtis: He [House] should be brought up on charges!
    Dr. House OK, relax, I'll take your book out from under my piano.


    House: Who were you going to kill in Bolivia? My old housekeeper?
    Dr. Terzi: We don't kill anyone.
    House: I'm sorry - who were you going to marginalize? If it is my housekeeper, she has it coming. Cleaning the windows means cleaning both sides. Am I right or am I right?

[SuperSerb]

Prison Break Season 4 Episode 13

Self: Michael, you are smart guy, but, unfortunatly for you, I'm just little bit smarter.
Michael: Yeah? We will see about that.

Ova epizoda jos nije emitovana, ovo sam video iz trailera.

[Loki]

Sta mislite iz koje serije je moj citat?

Morala sam da nadjem neki koji nece biti spojler za ostale koji jos gledaju VM ( optimista sam)

Keith: So, senior year. How was your first day at school honey?
Veronica: Great! I beat up a freshman, stole his lunch money and then skipped out after lunch.
Keith: What, no pre-marital sex?
Veronica: Oh, yea... yes. But don't worry dad, I swear you're gonna like these guys.
Keith: That's my girl.

Twin Peaks.

Albert Rosenfield: [to Sheriff Truman] Now you listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Sheriff Truman.
[he leaves the room]
Dale Cooper: [to Sheriff Truman] Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.

Special Agent Dale Cooper: [very serious] Fellas, let's stand together for a moment. It's time I mentioned something. Now, I'm not sure, but I believe I was visited by a giant. Twice. In my room. He left me three clues. The first had to do with Jacques Renault in a body bag. It came true almost immediately. The second was, "The owls are not what they seem." The third was about a man who points without chemicals.
Sheriff Harry Truman: [perplexed] You were visited... by a giant?
Special Agent Dale Cooper: [nods yes]
FBI Agent Albert Rosenfield: Any relation to the dwarf?

Albert Rosenfield: I've performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault. Stomach contents revealed... let's see, cans, a Maryland licence plate, half a bicycle tire, a goat, and a small wooden puppet. Goes by the name of Pinocchio.
Dale Cooper: You're making a joke!
Albert Rosenfield: I like to think of myself as one of the happy generation.

 

[Jablan]

Jao pa kako ovdje nitko nije postao citate Jack O'Neilla

Jack O´Neill: "All I'm saying, just for the record, is this is the wackiest plan we´ve ever come up with."
Sam Carter: "Wackier than, than strapping an active Stargate to the bottom of the X-302"
Jack O´Neill: "Oh yeah."
Sam Carter: "Wackier than blowing up a sun"
Jack O´Neill: "Yep."
Sam Carter: "He´s probably right."

Jack O´Neill: "I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer."

Scientist: "Well, ... I mean, we can input the parameters for different scenarios, but the vast majority of the simulation array comes from the mind of the user. The programming is actually built by interfacing memories from the individual´s consciousness with the chair´s matrix."
Jack: "Carter, all I heard was `matrix´ and I found those films quite confusing."

O'Neill: "Carter if anyone comes in here, bite ´em in the hand."

Daniel: "Are you crazy It´s a paradise."
Jack: "Yeah, sure, have an apple. What could go wrong"

Sam: "You can´t be serious!"
Jack: "What"
Daniel: "It´s the only way!"
Jack: "What"
Sam: "Now, we agreed...!"
Jack: "If I have to say "WHAT" one more time, heads are gonna roll!"

Sam Carter: "They built their own stargate"
Daniel: "Waaay smarter than us."
Jack O´Neill: "Ours is bigger."

Carter: "Is there any chance you can get the Russians to give us their DHD"
Daniel: "Not without giving back Alaska."

Jaffa are trying to break down the door.
O'Neill: Just a minute!

[zkarlov]

Jack O'Neill legenda 

[Samael]

Red dwarf
Rimmer: It's not easy you know to come in every night, look in that mirror, and see a guy nobody likes.
Cat: How do you think we feel? We got to look at it all day.

Rimmer: Look, I think we've all got something to bring to this conversation, but I think that from now on what you should bring is silence.


Rimmer: I used to be with the Samaritans.
Lister: I know. For one morning.
Rimmer: Well I couldn't take any more.
Lister: I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind but one was a wrong number. He only phoned up for the cricket scores.
Rimmer: It's hardly my fault everyone chose that particular day to throw themselves off buildings. It made the papers you know—"Lemming Sunday," they called it.


stargate atlantis

McKay: We need the ZedPM to power the gate.
O'Neill: What?
Jackson: ZPM. He's Canadian.
O'Neill: I'm Sorry.

McKay: (in awe) Wow... she's hot... I mean seriously hot.
Sheppard: Rodney, you're drooling over a Wraith.
McKay: I know I disgust myself sometimes.
...and a few minutes later....
Sheppard: There are Wraith ships on the way??
McKay: I’m sure I mentioned that…
Sheppard: No you didn’t.
McKay: Well, it…it threw me when she was so hot

[SuperSerb]

'Ajde da ozivim malo temu.  
Evo jednog dobrog, u pitanju je Fringe:

(Piter i Volter piju kafu u restoranu)

Piter: Poneo si svoj zaslađivač?
Volter: Ne budi smešan, to su mi lekovi.
Piter: Pa ti ne piješ nikakve lekove, Voltere.
Volter: Naravno da pijem, sam ih proizvodim u svojoj laboratoriji.
Piter: Da se bar šališ. Sam sebi prepisuješ lekove koje sam proizvodiš.
Volter: Ma to ti je jednostavna kombinacija dekstrometorfana, klonezepama, i malo fluoksetina.
Piter: Pa to su sve psihotici, Voltere.
Volter: Naravno da jesu, u tome i jeste fora.

[alexis]

My name is Earl

Good Night Earl
Good Night Randy

[HeadBurn3r.]

I'm a complex Guy Sweetheart  -Sawyer
If we can't live together, we're gonna die alone - Jack
You have three choices: run, hide... or die - Ruso
All From LOST....

[*]

Friends

Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.


Janice: [ono po cemu je znaju fanovi prijatelja] Oh... my... God!

Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented." and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good."
Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here? Y'know?
Chandler: I'm talking about you. You big, big freak.

Joey Tribbiani: How you doin'?


Monica: Hey. Where's Joey?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?

[mijau]

Nedavno sam radio prijevod za epizodu The Officea u kojoj Phyllis susretne ekshibicionista koji joj se pokaže na parkiralištu.
Naravno Dwight osnuje protuperverznjački odred te napravi peticiju za dodatne svjetiljke na parkiralištu. Nakon toga scena ide ovako:

Dwight: I know what you're thinking. Won't that just shed more light on the penises? But that is a risk we have to take. Pam, you can draw, kind of, why don't you work with Phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community.
Pam: Phallus?
Dwight: Phyllis, sorry. I've got penises on the brain.

Umro sam od smjeha gledajući tu scenu.



Ovaj je iz Gimoreica:

Sookie: I will give it a 9.
Lorelai: 9+
Sookie: What will make it a 10?
Lorelai: Another half point.


I za kraj, evo dva iz 30ROCK-a:

Liz: His name's Floyd.
Jack: That's unfortunate.

Tracy: Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?
Dr. Spaceman: Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be. I'll let you know as soon as we have the results.
Tracy: I already know the results, the kid is not mine!
Dr. Spaceman: Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s.

[delrey]

Robert: That is so whack!

Raymond: Right there! See? That's what I'm talking about. We're ltalian, Robert.

Robert: Okay?

Raymond: "Whack" means something else to us.
 
                                                           (Everybody Loves Raymond)