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« Odgovor #90 : 18.07.2009. 22:26:08 »
Ukucajte na Google "find chuck norris" i udarite umesto google search, I'm Feeling Lucky
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Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
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« Odgovor #91 : 18.07.2009. 22:29:49 »
Hahahah



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« Odgovor #92 : 19.07.2009. 08:06:16 »
I'm not good or real... I'm evil, and imaginary.

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« Odgovor #93 : 20.07.2009. 17:04:15 »
Hahahah



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Hahaha kako carski, hahaha xD

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« Odgovor #94 : 30.07.2009. 22:10:44 »
Ultra rare card! ;D

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« Odgovor #95 : 31.07.2009. 00:25:05 »
Ultra rare card! ;D


Super je efekat karte! :D
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« Odgovor #96 : 07.08.2009. 00:48:53 »
Chuck Won't Return Until March 2010

At the NBC executive panel, Angela Bromstad, the net's president of primetime, said that reports of an early return for Chuck have been somewhat exaggerated. Season 3 will run for 13 episodes beginning in March.

But there was a glimmer of hope. In a larger conversation about the relative successes and failures of shows like The Listener, The Philanthropist and Merlin this summer, Bromstad discussed the possibility of extending Chuck's episode order to help launch a more high-profile summer 2010 slate. "Right now we're asking ourselves: Is this something we let run into the summer season?" she said. "But we haven't decided."

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« Odgovor #97 : 07.08.2009. 03:38:34 »
Chuck Won't Return Until March 2010

At the NBC executive panel, Angela Bromstad, the net's president of primetime, said that reports of an early return for Chuck have been somewhat exaggerated. Season 3 will run for 13 episodes beginning in March.

But there was a glimmer of hope. In a larger conversation about the relative successes and failures of shows like The Listener, The Philanthropist and Merlin this summer, Bromstad discussed the possibility of extending Chuck's episode order to help launch a more high-profile summer 2010 slate. "Right now we're asking ourselves: Is this something we let run into the summer season?" she said. "But we haven't decided."
lol rofl rofl

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« Odgovor #98 : 13.09.2009. 23:48:09 »
Otvorio Čak Noris frižider i vidi kako se pihtija trese. Reče on njoj: "Šta se treseš? Samo sam došao po jogurt."

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« Odgovor #99 : 14.09.2009. 10:43:35 »
Čak Norisov omiljeni Čak Noris fazon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdD7yyxgLTM

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« Odgovor #100 : 23.09.2009. 02:01:11 »
kako čak noris daje go u veterpolu?
pa kroz noge!

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« Odgovor #101 : 24.09.2009. 18:07:03 »
Pobili se Čak Noros i Supermen, i rekli ko izgubi nosi gaće preko pantalona cio život! :)
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« Odgovor #102 : 28.09.2009. 20:03:30 »
chuck noris ne voli raymonda

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Re: Čak Noris!
« Odgovor #103 : 02.12.2009. 15:44:18 »
Da je Cak igrao u filmu 300 film bi se zvao JEDAN
Zasto Cak nije hteo da glumi u filmu Gospodar Prstenova?
-Zato sto je onim pickicama trebalo 3 dela da uniste je*eni prsten.
Cak Noris - Ne pusta te da odrastes
Cak Noris moze da pojede samo jednu Cedevitu
Cak je napravio kucu u kojoj se rodio
Cak Noris nije hteo da glumi Jacka Bauera jer ne bi bilo zanimljivo da se spase svet za 7 minuta.
Cak Noris moze da matira kraljicu u sahu
Cak Noris je napravio zatvor iz kojeg Michael Scofild nije uspeo da pobegne.


A meni ovaj Cak tako ide na .... , da je to neshvatljivo

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Re: Čak Noris!
« Odgovor #104 : 02.12.2009. 15:51:14 »
Čak Noris svakome ide na ... zato što mu se tako može :)




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Re: Čak Noris!
« Odgovor #105 : 06.12.2009. 02:21:25 »
Zašto su Čak Norisu žuti zubi?
Spoiler for Hiden:
Jer je pojeo Brus Lija. ;D

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« Odgovor #106 : 07.12.2009. 21:45:35 »
Jebo Čak Norisa, Sundjer Bob rostilja pod vodom!

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Re: Čak Noris!
« Odgovor #107 : 08.12.2009. 23:04:33 »
Jebo Čak Norisa, Sundjer Bob rostilja pod vodom!


Ne postoje glupa pitanja, samo glupi ljudi.

I onda se pojedinci pitaju šta je ovom Dexu, u kojem je on tripu. ;D
EDIT:A ovaj Dex, kao što svi znate, nije normalan! rofl

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« Odgovor #108 : 10.12.2009. 17:52:55 »
Jebes Chuck Norisa i Sundjer Boba kad teletabisi imaju sunce koje prica.
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Re: Čak Noris!
« Odgovor #109 : 10.12.2009. 18:05:40 »
A i televizor na trbuhu. Još im samo fali DVD čitač u ritici i fućkaš kućno kino.
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Re: Čak Noris!
« Odgovor #110 : 10.12.2009. 18:50:09 »
Jebeš Chuck Norisa i Spužva Boba i teletabise koji imaju sunce koje priča i televizor s DVD playerom na trbuhu kad te Hiro može vratit u Kremenkovo doba ;)
Najbolje stvari u životu su ili ilegalne ili nemoralne ili debljaju :P

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Re: Čak Noris!
« Odgovor #111 : 10.12.2009. 18:57:07 »
Čak Noris igra GT5 već tri godine...
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Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
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Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: Good!

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« Odgovor #112 : 10.12.2009. 18:58:51 »
... i PS3 već 9 godina.
Najbolje stvari u životu su ili ilegalne ili nemoralne ili debljaju :P

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Re: Čak Noris!
« Odgovor #113 : 10.12.2009. 19:14:11 »
Jel bilo da Čak Noris izbacuje kuću kroz prozor?

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Re: Čak Noris!
« Odgovor #114 : 20.12.2009. 12:00:12 »
Данас нама кажу, деци овог века, да смо недостојни историје наше, да нас захватила западњачка река и да нам се душе опасности плаше.

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Re: Čak Noris!
« Odgovor #115 : 20.12.2009. 12:40:09 »
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

school of hard knocks

Ne postoje glupa pitanja, samo glupi ljudi.

I onda se pojedinci pitaju šta je ovom Dexu, u kojem je on tripu. ;D
EDIT:A ovaj Dex, kao što svi znate, nije normalan! rofl

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« Odgovor #116 : 20.12.2009. 12:58:29 »
 rofl
Ova je dobra  clapp Coa
Najbolje stvari u životu su ili ilegalne ili nemoralne ili debljaju :P

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« Odgovor #117 : 20.12.2009. 14:02:21 »
 rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Re: Čak Noris!
« Odgovor #118 : 20.12.2009. 14:47:00 »
Lik je imao sreće što Čak nije zapeo inače ode glava :)




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Re: Čak Noris!
« Odgovor #119 : 24.12.2009. 21:19:16 »
Ja plačem od smijeha :'( :'(

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